Saville Unit

A standard north american unit of measurment equal to 587 pounds. Used to measure large objects.

A 2010 Chevy Suburban weighs 10.73 saville units.

Saville Unit by Mr. The Horse April 3, 2011

jimmy saville 

Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)

Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo

jimmy saville by FJ KSW2 April 10, 2017

Savilled 

When a celebrity has sexual intercourse with someone younger than his/herself

-Did you hear about Chaz?
-Yeah... She got Savilled...

'Now then, now then, now then... Wanna come backstage? Ill show you all the points of interest...'
(Stranger):'Shes about to get Savilled'

Savilled by GuRuNeil March 6, 2014

saville 

To taint something beyond redemption, like his crimes tainted Jimmy Saville's memory.

There is no way I'm eating that. The dog savilled it when he licked it.

saville by Bob Alob January 16, 2013

Rhys Saville 

rhys is a good guy if you can look past all the verbal and physical abuse. he puts his all into what he does without thinking even if that thing is you and you haven't consented. we think this is due to his rough upbringing as he was easily overpowered by his father and shanked by his mum. but if we put his flaws aside you will love your time with him but it wont be long as you might pass out from the punch

love you rhys <3<3

wow i fell sleepy, where is Rhys Saville

Rhys Saville by BigBoiTakeFromBackSide June 11, 2018

saville 

Verb: Inappropriate touching causing feelings of unease to the touched party.
Also a scale of 1 to 10 by which to measure inappropriate touching, 1 being a creepy limp hand stroking 10 being full molestation.

I don't like that guy, my friend said he savilled her the other night, only a 2 though if it was 3 he would have got a punch in the face.

Careful, when you're drunk you tend to saville people a bit.

saville by reptilebetty November 3, 2012

Saville Horizon 

The point of no return in a long tedious meeting when attendee's brains are no longer capable of rational thought, and all meaningful contributions generate into Jimmy Saville impressions

Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.

dave: i know this meeting's dragging on, but we need to come to a decision.

paul: OK, ok, now then - (preparing to make a salient point)

(gary): now then now then

(jim): jewellery jewellery

paul: no, look I'm serious. Dave, do you...

(sally): ...like the music of Showaddywaddy?

(gary): OK that's it folks, we're over the Saville Horizon. We're not going to get any further - let's come back to this tomorrow

(meeting ends)

Saville Horizon by pignudger July 29, 2010