Sausage face

1. A word used to refer to a person in an affectionate manner.
Not used to exclaim at the nature of a persons facial appearence.

2. A way to show that you wish to participant in a conversation with a person but may not have been to the fullest extent in the previous few minute when they said something.

1. Do you need me to help you carry something, sausage face?

2. What's that sausage face?

Sausage face by Geesusface June 1, 2009

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sausage face

A person (male or female) whos face looks like a pack o sausages.

'that fellas face is like pure fuckin sausages man'. OR,

'The wizard of oz has got pure sausage face man', OR

'The fat one off eastenders with the sausage face'.

sausage face by smokinsean1979 September 2, 2012

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Open faced sausage sandwich

When a male is having sex with a male while having sex with a female or MMF.

Sarah, Mike, and Sam got together and had an open faced sausage sandwich last night

Open faced sausage sandwich by L Balky November 4, 2020

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Sausagefactory

where men go to become gay, and where wives watch men strip

"Man when you said we were going to the club i didn't realize we were going to a sausagefactory "

Sausagefactory by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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