A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
by RoseThourne November 14, 2006
When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.
by Swannyd November 30, 2010
freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.
by d stizzle September 6, 2009
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018
This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.
by moyashiman March 14, 2012
An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
by Fast Freddie November 10, 2007
someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.
by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022