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43.
Santa's evil older brother.
Santa didn't give Satan any presents because he had been naughty.
by ElephantsAlwaysUnderstand May 05, 2013
 
44.
the dude God bullies the most
God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.
by God can sucks Jesus' balls March 14, 2009
 
45.
The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 02, 2014
 
46.
plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.
My cat is satan in disguise.
by mo May 16, 2014
 
47.
The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.
Satan is my best friend.<3
by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011
 
48.
See Britney Spears or George Bush.
Britney Spears or George Bush could both be
Satan. Not sure which one.
by titsmagee May 25, 2008
 
49.
A networking prog. Ancronym for
Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.
more: http://www.fish.com/satan/
-"Aaaahhhhhh... finally, I've downloaded S.A.T.A.N.!"

-"You WHAT?"
by Chillhalla June 06, 2005