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joey standford 

the cutest guy ever!!!!!!!!<3

he is sexy-delicious

thats wats up
that guy is a joey standford
joey standford by jslover September 13, 2009

isla standford 

Isla is a Cute kid. SHES A REALLY ADORABLE DRAMA QUEEN, Isla is the little sister of Jack avery Sydnie avery and Ava standford it’s very rare to find a Isla where you live can Theirs only one that’s cute and funny
Wow Isla made me pee my pants

Isla standford is one adorable drama queen
isla standford by Ariana. p May 18, 2018

Frankie Sandford 

A fundamental member of British girl group 'The Saturdays' who has attracted an obscene amount of attention due to her whimsical personal life and quirky hairstyle.

Consequently she is often the most conspicuous and recognizable member of the saturdays.
Jono: "Yo Ali, which is your favourite member of the Saturdays?"
Ali: "Well Jono, it would have to be Frankie Sandford"
Jono: "Oh yeah?"
Ali: "Yeah. I am completely bowled over by her enigmatic flopsy hair bob and her controversial manner in which she handles her men"
Jono: "Hahahahaha"

frankie sandford 

so basically this is supposed to be like a doppelganger of louis tomlinson. in most (old) interviews, if harry was asked if he had a crush on anyone he would say frankie sandford and louis would grin ear-to-ear. when he says that, he really means louis..
interviewer: would do you have a crush on?
harry styles: um... definitely... frankie sandford
louis tomlinson: *smirking*

Frankie Sandford 

1/5 of the most popular British Girlband 'The Saturdays'. Started a hairstlye revolution with her floppy 'boy cut'. Doesn't get enough credit for her beautiful voice. Uses the word amazeballs. Likes cookies.
Question: 'What's the definition of perfection?'
Answer: 'Frankie Sandford.'

sandford syndrome 

the process by which one becomes a horse. once thought to be as improbable as alchemy, cases have proven conclusively the efficacy of such a phenomenon.

symptoms include:

loud neighing speech, often at inappropriate social junctions and containing inappropriate content, when intelligible.
engorged gums and teeth, causing the frame of the mouth to protrude from the face.
messy eating habits
obsession with shoes and general covering of hooves.
"HAAAAAAAAAYY! i just got these rad kicks. they are radical. revere them. ima go kick right now on my deck which i bought from bleeker st cause its not legit otherwise. later buuu-ddy"

a classic and sadly incurable case of sandford syndrome