The process of ejaculating on someone's face, then placing your hand over the jizz soaked face to form a white hand.

See also: Uruk-Hai
First she went ass to mouth, then let me finish by giving her the White Hand of Saruman. I probably wont ever talk to her nasty ass again, but that was the shit.
by Number Jonny 5 January 21, 2010
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while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.
by JLA2006 January 22, 2009
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The act of jerking off in someone else's house, making sure to get all of the cum completely on your hand, and then leaving a hand print on a piece of their furniture.
When I was in Chicago, Tommy left a White Hand of Saruman on my comforter...
by bigpapi99 December 2, 2009
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A pretty good villain in lord of the rings played by Sir Christopher Lee
How can you hate Saruman? HE IS PLAYED BY CHRISTOPHER LEE!
by NotGoodBad October 19, 2021
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The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
Yeah mate, Bruce is a bit of a Bogan Saruman, but he's an an all right bloke.
by Muzzrelli January 21, 2019
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The sexual activity when you, as a male, finish in your hand/on your girlfriend, you put your material on your palm and fingers and you put your hand on your girlfriend's forehead/face.

Bonus: you shout "A new power is rising!"
I Sarumaned my girlfriend last night, I think she liked it.

Never do Dirty Sanchez and Sarumaning at the same time, because it becomes a Radagasting (the Brown).
by Zsani September 21, 2018
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