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2 definitions by Number Jonny 5

 
1.
The condition of someone looking like they are mentally retarded but being a fully functional without any serious mental deficiencies.

Can also be known as "Ups Syndrome."
Damn that short dude from American Pickers looks like he has The Ups.

I thought that Jimmy Clausen had down syndrome, but it turns out he just has The Ups
by Number Jonny 5 September 23, 2010
 
2.
The process of ejaculating on someone's face, then placing your hand over the jizz soaked face to form a white hand.

See also: Uruk-Hai
First she went ass to mouth, then let me finish by giving her the White Hand of Saruman. I probably wont ever talk to her nasty ass again, but that was the shit.
by Number Jonny 5 January 21, 2010