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good in bed, skills of a stunt driver, always able to talk yourself out of speeding tickets, men want to be him, women are in love with him, the closest to perfection you can possibly achieve
“When you saved that child from a burning house fire you were almost like Sarmad”
by Immortalman19 February 04, 2010
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a person who's in his 20's, of Desi origin, somewhat of a nerd and works at a nerdy place. is a "shareef" guy... or is he?!
Did you see that guy that works in IT? he's such a Sarmad.
by samesmorah July 25, 2011
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Lil fucker a snake ass bitch ass nigga
You're so sarmad
by Boia March 06, 2017
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