I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014
When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.
by EthanYoung69 November 3, 2021
sardine machine:
The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005
A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.
I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.
by Maddie S. December 1, 2006
a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.
b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.
b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.
by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010
A party, usually a house party, with way too many people per square footage. The worst type of party. Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder. People are stacked back to back or pressed all up against someones chest. Dancing is reduced to swaying; if you try to move your feet you'd step on someone else's. Constantly at high risk of catching elbows. Smaller houses risk an unhealthy CO2 to O2 ratio. Depending on how late you get there, you might just be inhaling recycled air and recycling it again.
"Hey come pick me up. Im at this Sardine Party, bro. I've breathed in so many other people's carbon. Yea. I hardly made it out of there alive. I couldn't even exit dance through the crowd to get out, I had to slide through the gaps between bodies of people who were simultaneously try to hump me as I went."
- How was the party mate?
"It sucked, man. Total sardine party. Place was crawling with people and there was no alcohol."
"This function was a total sardine party. When I showed up, the host was making everyone go outside so that he could filter out the dudes who didn't pay and make more room to let more females in. Totally pulled a Brita on that place. They Brita'd them sardines."
- How was the party mate?
"It sucked, man. Total sardine party. Place was crawling with people and there was no alcohol."
"This function was a total sardine party. When I showed up, the host was making everyone go outside so that he could filter out the dudes who didn't pay and make more room to let more females in. Totally pulled a Brita on that place. They Brita'd them sardines."
by svggytits November 13, 2016
by screwballer July 11, 2012