"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"
by FrozenLlamaPro December 30, 2015
When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).
Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).
Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
by DonPasquale March 21, 2013
Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!
by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019
Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”
by n00bsl4yer_6000 November 10, 2019
Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.
*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?
*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.
These are all sarcasm.
*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.
These are all sarcasm.
by funnyman21224 July 8, 2011
1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.
2. The only language I speak.
Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn
2. The only language I speak.
Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn
Is your quad stuck in the mud?
No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.
Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.
No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.
Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.
by Criscipline September 22, 2010
The natural response to stupidity.
by sarcasticducky February 27, 2015