sapphosexual

faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy

Jane must be sapphosexual, she's been hanging out in lesbian bars, but she's not even really into girls.

sapphosexual by anonymous April 20, 2005

Sappholocation 

The means through which lesbian locate and recognise others of their kind, usually by rubbing chests together

After months of research, sappholocation seems to be the most common method to start the mating process among lesbians

Sappholocation by Sarehn June 13, 2024

sapphosexual

a fake lesbian someone who looks lesbian and acts lesbian but isn't, the opposite of a metrosexual which is a guy that dresses and acts gay but isn't

Why is Julia going to a lesbian bar she isn't even into girls
Ohh shes just sapphosexual

sapphosexual by Eeeaak March 16, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016