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Santosaurous 

One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.
Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...
Santosaurous by Papa Santos March 2, 2011
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A moppy head kid who doesn't wash his/her hair until its greasy enough to style itself.
Ew! That's kids got the santora thing goin' on!
santora by HybridHB October 10, 2007
A scrawny kid that squeels like a girl when hugged by a hot chick.
That guy Chris pulled a santora with Sarah last night! How embarrassing!
santora by HyridHB November 14, 2007

santolan 

"Hey girl "santolan " mo naman ako oh( Hey girl suck my dick) "
"'santolan" mo naman titi ko hanggang mag violet oh (Give me a blowjob until my dick turns violet)"
"Can you give me a "santolan"
santolan by "Rants"ong Baboy September 28, 2017
A little bitch, typically lies about anything and everything. Compensating for lack of penis size, they are a angry people and blame all their problems on others.
Wow! He is such a Santora!
Santora by Tongtong32 July 28, 2017
A retarded retard who is totally hopeless especially when comes to girls.
Also known as Fishbowl.
<Santoki> i wanna be a girl!
Santoki by Evallix November 14, 2003