Santora 

Santora is a funny,cute,fantastic girl u would be lucky to have a Santora in your life she will make u smile no matter what if you have a Santora in your life make sure u never let her go because that will be the biggest mistake u will have ever made.

Look theres Santora if I had her I'd never let her go.

Santora by Bsnbgssnsvhssbnddn July 16, 2018

santora 

A moppy head kid who doesn't wash his/her hair until its greasy enough to style itself.

Ew! That's kids got the santora thing goin' on!

santora by HybridHB October 10, 2007

santora 

A scrawny kid that squeels like a girl when hugged by a hot chick.

That guy Chris pulled a santora with Sarah last night! How embarrassing!

santora by HyridHB November 14, 2007

Santora 

A little bitch, typically lies about anything and everything. Compensating for lack of penis size, they are a angry people and blame all their problems on others.

Wow! He is such a Santora!

Santora by Tongtong32 July 28, 2017

santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.

Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!

santorrent by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012