Sandy Clack 

An overly, and often unnecessarily bitchy female. Term refers to having sand in one's vagina, causing constant irritation.

How does Dan put up with that fucking girl? She's such a sandy clack.

Sandy Clack by Monkey Nipple July 22, 2009

Sandy clacker 

A clacker vagina that is sandy. In some cases an unfortunate woman's name.

"Oh i love summer, but i hate it when i get a sandy clacker!"

Sandy clacker by brittanybritty October 16, 2008