Sanduskism 

Another word for Pedophilia. Named for recent pariah and disgraced Pennsylvania State coordinator Jerry Sandusky, who was caught anally violating a child in the Penn State locker room.

After weighing the evidence, the jury hereby finds you guilty of Sanduskism, the penalty of which is 20 years in prison and a sign in front of your house that says you're a sandusky so that little kids know not to trick-or-treat at your house.

Sanduskism by locksmith9999 November 28, 2011

Sanduskied 

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Ron:Hey did you ever buy that car you were talking about buying from the dealership?

D:Nah man we had all the paperwork ready to go then I got SANDUSKIED!!!

Ron:I hate when that happens.

Sanduskied by GREEKFUBAR November 12, 2011

Sanduskied 

The end result of having been ass probed by a dick.

A girl told her sister she just got sanduskied from her boyfriend and it ruptured her anal sphincter muscle.

My wife let me give her a sandusky for our anniversary.

Can you believe it man I just sanduskied her and I don't even know her name.

Sanduskied by Benji Bronk November 12, 2011

Sanduskied 

The act of being raped in the shower.

Did you hear about Linda getting Sanduskied in the shower?

Sanduskied by Mike Hunt Hertz 23 November 29, 2011

Sanduskied 

V. SAN-DUS-KEYED ~

1. To take advantage of; cheat
2. To ruin someone's life
3. To mess up, destroy, mangle, etc.
4. To have complete disregard for a fellow human.
5. To Fuck someone

Joe- Dude you just cut that guy off.
Jerry- Hell Yea I did.
Joe- You completely Sanduskied him!

Sanduskied by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 13, 2011

Sanduskied 

When someone makes you feel good about a situation, i.e. rubs our back, tells you it'll be ok, sends gifts to cheer you up, and then fucks you in the ass when you least expect it.

So I forgot to send that report in over the weekend and I talked to my boss on Monday and he said "don't worry about it, we'll get it handled!", but he just calle dme today and told me I'm fired! I totally got Sanduskied...

Sanduskied by calicodes November 16, 2011

Sanduskied 

To be approached unexpectedly from behind and given a bear hug followed by a back crack and pelvic thrust; all done while the perpeatrator is sporting a fully erected penis.

"My buddy asked me if I would like my back cracked. I told him that I would. Unfortunately I ended up getting Sanduskied and had trouble walking for days"

Sanduskied by amack12 November 12, 2011