human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.

Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 22, 2021

Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 3, 2011

sandpaper effect

The resulting effect of walking after recently shaving your public region. The feeling and sounds is akin to sandpaper being rubbed against your genitals.

Joe: How's it going?

Andy: Bad. My crotch has got a real bad sandpaper effect going. I shaved my pubes last night.

by Bronxbombers98 February 13, 2014

Arabian Sandpaper

Where you take a girl by her hair and rub her face in your pubes while screaming an Arabian battlecry.

I gave that chick an Arabian Sandpaper so hard that her chin bled.

by C0UG3R June 24, 2011

sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T November 13, 2007

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 12, 2007