A Sanderson is a broke ass soilder, that soilder is no good. He is one of Jerry's Kids, a rag bag and he is fucking you. He's not your friend!
by Franky from the block July 02, 2009
A man, who while serving in the US Army, made significant additions to the list of 'really bad words' in the world. He also displayed a remarkable talent for composing complete sentences (noun / subject, verb, adverb, conjunctions, adjective, interjections, etc.) and without ending the sentence with a preposition using only the word 'Fuck.'
After dropping a 200 pound safe onto his foot, Thomas was heard to exclaim, in the Sanderson fashion, "fuck fuck fucking fuck fuckingly fucked!'
by Big Daddy Cool Breeze May 22, 2021
An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.
They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.
(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )
Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.
They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.
(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )
Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.
Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?
Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"
Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"
Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"
Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"
by 123 abc April 22, 2016
A man who was a comedian in his past life and was born with a congenital disorder where he has not only an extra funny bone but also an extra humerus. Unpredictable. At any given moment his comedy will strike without warning and you will find yourself laughing but don’t know why. He invented the words “random” and “extravagant” and is currently working to start a new cult known as Sandersonism. Sandersonism is all about finding snakes in the grass and calling them out for their devilish deeds.
Dude, why do I have butterflies in my stomach suddenly?
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.
It’s because you just saw a Sanderson! His presence alone makes your palms sweaty, knees weak and arms heavy! You should feel honored.
by Uncleb6969 November 29, 2021
When someone picks their nose, nails or various blemishes (zits, moles, warts, etc.) on their face and eats it or flicks it on other people.
"He's so gross! He's such a Sanderson."
"Ewww did you see what he just did? He just pulled a Sanderson."
"Ewww did you see what he just did? He just pulled a Sanderson."
by M.N.M. January 05, 2009
Tthe art of stealing private information from Arsenal youth players, publishing it, then letting the players get bollocked by Liam Brady.
Example: Hi Sanderson, I'm joining Plymouth on a 2 year trial.
Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.
Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.
by GoonerTalk July 20, 2010
1) To become partially to fully naked for no reason whatsoever
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen
"Oh man! I got so sandersonsed last night. Ya all i remember is taking down a bottle of Whiskey, then muttering some incoherent words to a hot bartender who proceeded to give me her number, then i blatantly insulted her and she still wanted me, and finally i ended up in a later night game of softball and went 4-4 with 4 mediocre ground balls to the short stop. Yup, I would say I got so sandersoned i cant believe im still alive."
by Roger Dorn April 07, 2008