Samual Bortnick

Some who’s so fucking annoying and praises he knows everything.

Gets no bitch and have mentioned they have done concrete for 6 years.

Shut up Sam! (Always has something to say for no reason)
“My bad Samual Bortnick forgot you’ve been doing this for 6 years.”

by KKfrycook December 17, 2021

Uncle Samual

A little baby monkey who likes to eat cheese.

She: omg, i just got an uncle samual!
He: A little man?

by Mikal Ann Smith January 7, 2004

shut up samual

you need to shut up samual

Me: Hey Samual
Samual: What
Me: Shut up Samual
Samual: No

by SamualShouldShutUp October 30, 2017

scary skinny samual

Samual is scary and skinny, he likes eating orphans and kidnapping dogs.

Scary Skinny Samual is scary

by scaryskinnysamual January 20, 2021

Samual Burnes

Downy cunt

“Anyone know Samual Burnes“ “yeah he’s a downy cunt“

by Samual Burnes September 6, 2018

Samual

King of Cereal.
A Samual is someone who loves cereal more than is healthy.

"Serena, you've eaten so much curiously cinnamon today, you're such a samual!"

by Samual. October 19, 2021

Samual

Samual is insanely hot and is the most sexiest bloke you will ever see. He has a FATTTTTT Bunda and is single and ready to mingle with all genders. Samual, short for Sam is very interested in cars and motorised vehicles (He plays with the exhaust ; ) ). Samual has a weird interest in shitting in random places around town even if people are watching, he is a pedophile at times but only around his younger cousins. Another thing about Samual is that he has major W rizz that works on everyone and everything.

Ian: 'Hey sam you sexy boiii'

Samual: 'How you doing'
Ian faints from samuals W rizz

Una: 'OMG Samual has a fattt bunda, ggyyyyaaattttt'

by Gyyatt September 5, 2023