Samglish

Writing or texting with a random assortment of vowels and consonants that do not form actual words. Samglish is usually meant to display a feeling exasperation or heightened emotion. The name derives from a combination of the words "Same" and "English" as it can usually only be understood and interpreted in settings where the other individuals are experiencing a similar emotion as the Samglish user.

Blane: I didn't study for the math test at all fhsnakdotk
Oscar: I can't understand your Samglish I really thought the test was pretty easy

Samglish by ThriftyThree September 19, 2016

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Spamglish

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.

I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."

Spamglish by Wordiculous May 25, 2022

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Simglish

It's the language used in the game The Sims.

I was listening to the song We Are Young in simglish!

Simglish by Simsisagoodgame January 14, 2013

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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