Top definition
Cool, calm, and charming to boot! This guy is sensitive and shy but very smart. He is very romantic and is a one girl kind of guy.
I wish all guys were as sweet as Blane!
by someone who knows Blane February 12, 2010
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
2
An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you no matter what. hes sweet kind, and always puts you before himself. He also has a very big dick, and is wounderful at sex.
Damn i love that blane
by meowp November 20, 2012
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
3
Similar to the gaming term 'Owned', but most commonly relative to the head area, such as a headshot.
John, 'Oh my God!'
Sam, 'What?'

John, 'I just blaned that Noob.'
by Franky33 November 17, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
When a rich kid is attracted to unattractive chicks with no ass and no tits. Taking diffrent ugly chicks down to his basement nightly and screwing them on the already-broken couch that his older brother broke a night prior from screwing a fat chick.
dammit dude! Keep it quiet downstairs. All of Glennmora will hear you if you don't stop givin that chick a B-Lane!
by bbq4rreal July 10, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
5
Wow, he just crashed into the back of a Porsche. He blanes.
by purplerustmachine January 18, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
6
Ay, mate! That blane can't tell Christmas from Bourke street!
by sirEltonJohn January 21, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
7
A guy who seems sweet but just turns out to be stupid and a total jerk. He is unworthy of everything and doesn't deserve anything better than to be alone for the rest of his life. He is a home wrecker, heart breaker and just a ruins everything in general. Someone no one can stand to date or be around because he is such a jerk
Sarah:"God, that guy is such an asshole!!"
Brittney: "I'm guessing his name must be Blane. All Blane's are assholes"
by Charmer March 10, 2013
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush