Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass
Sam: approaching a girl
Girl: reject before he says hi
by rapeyomommmaq August 29, 2012
Usually attracted to men. Enjoys being the girl in the relationship. He knows when its time to take a good pounding. Not afraid to take one for the team,from the whole team. enjoys to take long walks on the nude gay beaches. Knows his way with a dick at all times and not afraid to get down on all fours for any man.
I saw you getting so sam with those guys last night

i saw you get down and take it like sam
by the black momba October 18, 2011
guy who is a whore and SAM stands for STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
You're such a sam.
by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 12, 2011
Sexy ass, whore, can make any guys plessure level increase in a second. Has all the guys around her dying. Though don't want to make her mad, she can fight.
Damn Sam you so fine. you so fine you blow my mind.
by Akuma266 January 19, 2011
1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.
Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"
by it's-true December 12, 2010
13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.
(two girls)we had a threesome with sam and we couldnt take all of it. we have to find a friend
by stacy h September 02, 2010
An acronym for Small Asian manhood
Sam has a very S.A.M. that should be on guiness world records.
by Spank A Monkey August 20, 2010

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