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Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
A common name for either a girl or a boy, usually used in english text like John Doe, Tom Dick and Harry to describe a nameless person but applies to both Male and Female rather than just male."
"Any word on our missing Sam"

"It could be any Sam here."
by Chad Pentenville October 25, 2007
the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3
by avagambvager September 08, 2011
A common name given to women with an extreme sexual craving. (Whore) They are usually found walking the streets, either in search of chick or dicks. The name "Sam," is derived from the english word, "Sample." This is because many dicks are "sampled" before she settles on just one. These "women" are often are raised out of Manchester, NH.
That Sam has fucked the whole town. When do you think she will settle down?
by HollaAtYaGwalla January 20, 2010
One of the great Viking Lords of the 9th century, a very gay man. A revolutionary in the world of the gay, he was known to pass out lube and erotic gay paintings at every port he passed through. A drunkard, who smelled of rotting cats and mustard, that often destroyed villages with a swing of the genitalia and was renknowned for eating small children. He was married 16 times; 6 wives, 4 husbands, and 6 unknown creatures that were most likely eaten after the marriage. These marriages gave him 37 beautiful children, 13 of whom were fed to Sam fifer in order to calm him.
Do you have to do the history essay?
Yeah, what topic are you doing?
Sam fifer, the gay viking lord.
Yeah he was amazing.
by ebods678 February 28, 2008
A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him
"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!
by crazzzyfool1456 May 10, 2011
A stupid fat ugly emo with no life
Sam Sam Sam Wrist slitting slut, Does it everyday cut cut
by Sam2gdsyjsf November 11, 2011