Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
a stupid hooker that loves to steal guys from girls. she is very unattractive and man like, but she is a total slut that will have your man in a maximum of a week. watch out for any sams, they are the worst. liking her statuses makes her very very upset, and i think it is quite hilarious. they are very fond of STD's, and are totally slutty in a mannish kind of manner. they will pretend to be your friend and get to know you, just so they can find out who you like and date them. do NOT trust them with anything. she will fuck any guy and suck their cock with pleasure. they do not brush their teeth and sort of may resemble a fat, stupid, hairy twat. guys like her for her boobs, and they like her because she will put out on the first date. she thinks going around fucking every guy is "mature." she deserves to get a large ass-whooping and all of her secrets told. so that shall be done. yes. so that, my friend, is the definition of "sam."
oh dude, shes about to pull a sam.
watch out for her, shes such a sam!!
by chodely November 25, 2010
sam, a beautiful athlete that is real cute and is at the same time really cool and real athletic.

sams are most of the time bestfriends with sias.
but sams are just better because they're cuter and better at sports.
coach: you have to do better than this !!
athlete: i wish i was a sam.
by coolded10 October 22, 2011
These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.
Matt: What the fuck is that in my mouse trap ?!?!

Ross: Oh, Don't worry, That's just a Sam.
by Sarah Tool Scurr June 17, 2010
A shortened version of Sams Chicken. A well known fast food shop all over London. Most known for their famous '2 2' 2 chicken burgers and chips for 2 pound.
Person A: 'Im bare hungry, what we gonna eat fam?!'
Person B: ' Come lets go hit up Sams'
by londongyalxxx May 16, 2010
Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
"hmmmmmmm sam?"
by Girtruid Measure November 10, 2008
A mexican person who is relatively dumb, or a racial slur for mexican people.
White Kid:Hey S.A.M. what's up?
S.A.M.:Shut up asshole, I ain't stupid you cracka.
White Kid:Ok S.A.M.
by Johnny Cockex November 06, 2007
a really really incredibly massive pimple normally around the nose area
'omg i have a huge sam coming up' :(
by tissueelephant May 03, 2010

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