Salty Jimmy 

A "Salty Jimmy" Is a type of dick that has a salty taste and smell

she sucked the salty jimmy

Salty Jimmy by young fleh September 8, 2016

Salty Jamaican Juicebox 

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

Salty Jamaican Juicebox by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

Salty Jelly 

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

Salty Jelly by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

salty jake 

noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.

noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".

Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :

1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache

My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.

salty jake by A salty fireman November 21, 2013

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

salty jester by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

Salty Jelly 

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

Salty Jelly by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

Salty Janitor 

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

Salty Janitor by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015