An institution located on the Eastern Shore of Maryland known for its parties.
Salisbury University students are known to pregame harder than most people party.
Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
Salisbury University students are known to pregame harder than most people party.
Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
by Anne O. Neemus November 29, 2005
A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
I love Salisbury University!!
by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019
A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.
by Anatolia2 January 15, 2021
Located in the middle of nowhere. You will find some of the world's dumbest people here. Violence is rampant around campus, STDs, blue waffles, generally disgusting girls, people without manners. Dumb Americans, Ugly Americans. If you are a European be careful of the Americans, they can be dangerous, approach with caution. Stay away from the women here, they are violent, uneducated and frankly belong in a zoo.
As you can see from a distance, there goes the Ugly American in his natural habitat: Salisbury University. Look at the way he harasses and threatens his roommates. Typical behavior. He/she then proceeds to indulge himself with booze. How gratifying.
A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!
A: Hey is that a Salisbury University girl in that exhibit? B: Throw her peanuts she'll enjoy them! C: No flash photos, you'll make her violently burp!
by truthspeaksworlds January 9, 2019
Salisbury Universitynoun-Below average School
Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.
When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:
1)Girls with herpes.
2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle
3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights
5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers
6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on
There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
Nestled within the ghetto of the eastern shore of Maryland, Salisbury University surely sticks out like a sore thumb. Most of the people there are inbred and the students are no exception. The only thing worse then the surrounding area are the academics at Salisbury University. If their aim is to produce the dullest and the lamest students possible, they are achieving their goal.
When visiting Salisbury, be especially weary of the potential to party with some current students. In fact most of the students attending these extracurricular shindigs are former students who have refused to grow up. What to expect at a Salisbury Party:
1)Girls with herpes.
2)Girls with any other STD imaginable blue waffle
3)be prepared for less than mediocre college kids
4)Natty lights
5)disgusting filthy houses used as drunken orgy containers
6)guys thinking that ocean city has waves sufficient enough to surf on
There are way too many to list. Best advice? Avoid the place entirely. If you must step foot within a 30 mile radius wear a hazmat suit and beware of the cocamonga monster.
Example 1-
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"
Example 2-
Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."
dude1:"Look at that fat herpes infected transvestite"
dude2:"shes not so bad, id rather sleep with her then go to Salisbury University"
Example 2-
Girl1:"I met a guy at Salisbury University the other day and i think i like him"
Girl2:"are you crazy? id rather have my nipple bit off by rabies infested bats while eating bloody tampons then even touch a Salisbury guy."
by Lucyricky88 July 27, 2011
When Trump says that illegal immigration is bringing criminals, he might be right to some extent, but look no further than higher education. You will find an array of criminals here whether they are female or male. Do not be fooled by the females, they are just as bad as the males. This institution might have some good people, but I have met some of the most horrific people I have encountered in my entire life here. I have been assaulted, robbed, and threatened. Think wisely of the people you live with here and the people you befriend. Because there are some mean people here, that are power hungry, money hungry and do not have any regard for other human life. Although, there are some good people. They exist, but the bad people are the ones that come out the most.
Salisbury University:
Watch out, keep your eyes peeled because your roommate might be your worst nightmare. Be careful what social groups you go into.
Eyes peeled.
Watch out, keep your eyes peeled because your roommate might be your worst nightmare. Be careful what social groups you go into.
Eyes peeled.
by truthspeaksworlds January 9, 2019
A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
I love Salisbury University!!
by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019