Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!
Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.
Salem Resident: No you dont buddy.
"How can you tell?"
"Because he's trying to act like a tough guy."