The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."
by Viva La BAM November 1, 2014
I helped my cousin with white salami last night
by PeaOnYourCock January 19, 2023
by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023
by BigChode69420 January 19, 2023
Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
by CobraKaiSensei August 10, 2011
by carol April 4, 2004
When guys masterbate.
by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003