Rare french word combination meaning “dirty friend” -> sal = dirty + ami = friend.
He thought he had found a trustworthy friend but when he discovered his friend was banging his wife “comme un ourse”, he realized he was just a “salami”.
by MXB69 January 7, 2020
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what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”
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'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.
person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"
by martsanie November 9, 2020
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your salami has decreased significantly
by mr cock23 April 26, 2020
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A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI
Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled
by The Yoted One March 31, 2022
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