-Adjective
1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
by Three Legged Manly Man December 30, 2011
Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.
Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?
by Chalise April 22, 2009
When you look at your hands after a while and they kinda look like those white chunks in salami. Usually, after sweating or exercise.
Dominic: Dude I hate science experiments, I always get salami hands when I take my gloves off .
Jared: Stop following Microwaved Fork on Urban dictionary, he is not funny
Jared: Stop following Microwaved Fork on Urban dictionary, he is not funny
by Microwaved Fork September 18, 2021
by Numba 1 Meskin April 5, 2011
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by keifermail July 12, 2009