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At least in death, they can act as damned good fertilizer...
Shrub Patrol 1: DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!!
Shrub Patrol 2:AHA!! DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!!
by The Midden Shrub Patrol December 08, 2010
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A guy who eats out a girls asshole.
I would never be a salad eater, licking a girls asshole is gross.
by Caliee August 05, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A straight man who is quite effeminated. He is very much in his appearance, weight, wrinkles and such. Like a girl.

A vain guy.
Sheesh. That Peter is fussing about his but again. What a salad eater!
by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003
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A person lacking in testoserone. A "new" man, a liberal. An effeminate man.
by Delusional October 14, 2003
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