When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.
I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.
by Madmike the Malevolent January 23, 2007
Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 02, 2006
The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?

Friend: Not so good, man...

You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

You: HAHAHA!
by ShewpT3hWhewp September 15, 2010
a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.
Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
by C.Phil January 14, 2004
adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.
"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.
by condour August 05, 2003
The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.
That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.
by Sad Clown123 October 12, 2010
a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad
i feel like a sad clown
by Guillen February 03, 2009

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