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Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.
She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.
by Wolf89 July 02, 2006
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The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
adj, adv, describing an artistic expression, work, action, or attitude which is trite, maudlin, clumsy and overearnest.
"The Black Hole" is a sad-clown rendition of Kubrick's "2001", simplifying the latter's rarefied metaphysics into simplistic Manichean notions of heaven and hell.
by condour August 05, 2003
The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.
That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.
by Sad Clown123 October 12, 2010
When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.
Robin was being really annoying during sex so I gave her the sad clown when I blew my load.
by Cory Lauch February 24, 2009
a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad
i feel like a sad clown
by Guillen February 03, 2009
After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.
That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.
by D. Romer June 12, 2008

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