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3.
S=south: Alon
W=west: Leib
E=east: Jake
N=north: Daniel

this is a group of 4 guys that call themselves swen
they all live in different parts of Berkeley, California hence: south west east north
they r best friends
they r all Jewish except for Daniel
but he is an honorary jew
they r pretty homosexual but not officially together. they r pretty cool. if a swen member reads this plz comment or if u r a swen fan.
person 1:lets get together with swen
person 2:ok but they better not rearrange my lawn furniture.
person 1: ya i guess. but that was pretty funny
person 2: ya it was. those r 4 silly guyz!'
person 1: definitely!!

also can be used as verb and adjective
swening, swen
by part swenner January 12, 2009
 
1.
Shippers of Swan Queen (Regina&Emma from the TV show Once Upon a Time

'SWEN' came from the SWan quEn Nation or SWan queEN
'Who loves Swan Queen?'
'SWEN!'
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'SWEN is an awesome fandom'
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'I love SWEN!'
by awkwardfangirlurl April 26, 2013
 
2.
Swen \s-

1. (Noun) As a boy's name is a variant of Sven (Old Norse), and the meaning of Swen is "boy, lad".

2. (Noun) As a man's name is a Variant of Sven (Old Norse), and the meaning of Swen is "man, mysterious".

3. (Noun) Not a popular first name for men and an equally uncommon surname or last name for all people. (1990 U.S. Census)
"Swen's words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw."

"Swen's beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body."

"Swen's hands feel like rich, brown swede."

"Swen taught a horse to read his email for him."

"Every time Swen goes for a swim. Dolphins appear."

"Swen's legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder."
by MysteriousSwenYAY February 14, 2012
 
4.
(n)(v)(pron.)(adj.) <Derived from the cardinal directions>

-To fail in the most epic way possible
(definition changes often however, you really shouldn't get to attached)
His actions were SWEN.

Jaime's SWEN behavior caused him extreme embarrassment.

The child was SWENED when he slipped on the banana peal.

Jay dropped that brownie SWENLY.
by Cross-Country Brownie December 28, 2010
 
5.
noun - a tron who is rich, has sweaty hands, and uses headaches as an excuse to miss school.
Man, that kid is such a swen, he never comes to school, has five cars, and enjoys having gravy spill out of his locker onto his gay ass faggot shoes.
by thedestroyer April 23, 2004