SWEATFUR

S-stupid
W-whore
E-(added for coherence0
A-(added for coherance)
T-that
F-Fucks
U-Ugly
R-Retards (Neds etc)

look at the SWEATFURS

SWEATFUR by Raymond Hogarth June 13, 2004

Sweatfucked

The process of being rubbed up against by someone sweaty due to overcrowding at a bar, club, etc. Typically results in the victim being severely grossed out and either gracing the offender with a dirty look or trying to avoid looking at them for fear of being further traumatized.

That gross dude over there just totally sweatfucked me; it's like Disney World in July in here.

Sweatfucked by megme July 6, 2011

Sweaturds 

Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.

Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!

Sweaturds by micah January 14, 2011

sweatfreak 

Someone who sweats all over the place

I shook the runner's hand as he passed by, and my hand got soaked; he's some sort of sweatfreak!

sweatfreak by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

Sweatfree Mani Pad 

A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control

Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!

Sweatfree Mani Pad by Ivan Cherkanoff April 24, 2009

sweaturrection 

1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.

"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"

sweaturrection by SkyFood July 15, 2009

sweaturgen 

Pronunciation: Sweh-turgen

A nonsense word that can be used when you don’t want to answer a question or when you want to change the subject.

Teacher: “Who was the Czar of Russia in 1815?”
You (who wasn’t paying attention): “Sweaturgen!”

sweaturgen by RaydenD January 31, 2018