Swag is an acronym created by a group of men in the 60′s that means “Secretly we are gay”
Man: Hey guys do you like that chick?

Group: ya, but SWAG.
by Impostraphee July 26, 2012
An ornamental festoon of flowers or greenery.
"Hey dude, look at all my swag."

"I don't see any real flowers or greenery, you dumbass"."
by Someone who will find you. October 31, 2013
Wow, people are ignorant. The word swag has been around since the 1500's. Which you would know if you picked up a real book once in awhile. Or hell even looked at the lamps/lights section at Home Depo or Lowes.

Swag has two meanings.

1. Illegally acquired goods.

2. to sway or sag. Like a Hanging Swag Lamp/light. Remember those horrible glass grape lights from the 60's at grandma's house? Those are a type of swag lights.
Pirates used it in old movies and books, which leads me to believe it only got popular because of losers who jumped on the shitty pirate bandwagon since PotC came out. The same goes for all of those other "new" and "cool" words/sayings; some douche bag copied it and pretended it was original. Come on people just look at TV, originality is dead and people are just ripping of works of those long dead, since the dead can't sue.
My friend showed me how to put up and swag my curtains, so they all hung evenly in the middle.
Back at their hideout, the pirates split the swag between them.
by Ignorance is Bliss October 14, 2013
SWAG is an acronym meaning "Stuff We All Get." The term was created by convention regulars to describe all the stuff they get whenever they go to conventions. There's good SWAG (cool freebies, drinks, etc.) and bad SWAG (flyers, useless information printouts, ads, and business cards).

SWAG is not to be confused with "swag" which is abbreviated from "swagger". "swag" in this context is used to describe a style, a strut, a brag, a boast, or a vaunt.
Geek 1: I just got back from E3!
Geek 2: Cool! So did you get anything?
Geek 1: Mostly SWAG.

Fan 1: I'm going to a large Star Wars convention this weekend. Want to go?
Fan 2: Sure. Is there going to be SWAG?
Fan 3: Definitely!
by Hydra9268 May 03, 2013
Sex

With
A

Ginger
Man 1:Dude, i have alot of swag
Man 2: You had sex with a ginger???
by bendover69 March 14, 2013
Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.
nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!
by TheSpillerr October 10, 2011
A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.
My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.
by ImGonnaPutAStopToThis October 10, 2014
swag
swag/
noun
noun: swag; plural noun: swags

1.

an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery.

"ribbon-tied swags of flowers"

a carved or painted representation of an ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

"fine plaster swags"

a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.

2.

informal

money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.

"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars"

products given away free, typically for promotional purposes.

"local studios provide swag, spirits, and food"

marijuana, typically of a low grade.

"prices range from $40 a 10-seed packet for some Jamaican swag to $345 per pack for something tastier"

3.

Austral./NZ

a traveler's or miner's bundle of personal belongings.

informal

a large number, amount, or variety.

"the seller left a swag of unpaid bills"

verb
verb: swag; 3rd person present: swags; past tense: swagged; past participle: swagged; gerund or present participle: swagging

1.

arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

"swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs"

2.

Austral./NZ

travel with one's personal belongings in a bundle.

"swagging it in Queensland"
swag
swag/
noun
noun: swag; plural noun: swags

1.

an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery.

"ribbon-tied swags of flowers"

a carved or painted representation of an ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.

"fine plaster swags"

a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.

2.

informal

money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.

"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars"

products given away free, typically for promotional purposes.

"local studios provide swag, spirits, and food"

marijuana, typically of a low grade.

"prices range from $40 a 10-seed packet for some Jamaican swag to $345 per pack for something tastier"

3.

Austral./NZ

a traveler's or miner's bundle of personal belongings.

informal

a large number, amount, or variety.

"the seller left a swag of unpaid bills"

verb
verb: swag; 3rd person present: swags; past tense: swagged; past participle: swagged; gerund or present participle: swagging

1.

arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.

"swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs"

2.

Austral./NZ

travel with one's personal belongings in a bundle.

"swagging it in Queensland"
by BobsBurgers1 December 09, 2013

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