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1. Canned meat that expires 5 years after you get it, and is made up of the following: Cats, Fish, Penises, Nippletoast, and Chicken Shit.

2. Annoying messages that are either repeated multiple times on one page or sent to a number of people at once.
1. "So at the Christmas party last year, I won a can of spam, and chucked it at my friend Jordan while he was kissing his fat ass girlfriend and screamed 'SPAM!'"

2. The words of a music artist on Myspace "Okay you little faggot, quit sending me the same damn comment over and over, it's really fucking gay and I don't want to add you you cunt muffin"
by Brandon Burch November 07, 2006
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URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{MONEY TRANSACTION}

My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
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unsolicited commercial email. abounds on the internet; in fact, it may account for the majority of email soon. programmers try to keep it away by devising new techniques to separate it from regular mail, but it continues to annoy people.
I got a spam the other day from my university -- I'm going to sue them straight back to Kansas!
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
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A nmemonic/abreviation for
short
pointless
annoying
messages
I get X=10394902385098509238409238409328409328092380924830948^X amount of spams everday.
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That fucked up canned meat, nobody knows what it's made of. I'll tell you :
SPERM and HAM
Melvin went to a Hawiian place and ordered SPAM, so the guy blew a wod in his ham sandwich, and charged him $6.75.
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An e-mail or pop-up that is unwanted.
I have a ton of spam in my email!
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1. Relatively cheap & salted meat (from the SPAM animal)

2. This is the one in the examples below
S eriously
P ointless /
A nnoying
M essages
1. In your e-mail Box:

Inbox (1,328,491 Unread)
_______________________________________________

2. In an online forum:

bump
_______________________________________________

3. General (typically sent to cloud your judgment byb wild beasts known as noobs)

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
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