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sales promotion and marketing; Unwanted Junk Mail, paper or electronic. First learned with mass mail fliers, then learned on BBS Bulletin Board Services for you young people that do not know. Then with E-mail. then with tojan/spyware.
"We hate spam, so we'll never spam you. See our privacy policy." Urbandictionary.com
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Spam -- Special Purpose Atypical Meat is a product originating from Hormel Foods. Spam is a combination of chopped pork and ham of unknown cuts and contains 90% meat, the remaining amount being made up from mostly water and also a great deal of chemicals, especially those containing sodium -- giving Spam its unique or more accurately, 'atypical' nature.

Special Purpose Atypical Meat should be utilized when other meats are unsuitable -- this includes comedy purposes, camp buffets and when all other meats can be specifically excluded.

At the time of writing it is not known what the nutritional contents of Spam are, as it doesn't say on the package, thus adding to its legendary 'atypical' status. Truly the mystery meat of ages.
Spam - the original mystery meat
Spam - now with added sodium
Spam - limited edition with the great exotic flavor of black pepper
by BBBS July 30, 2007
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A slapping of the forhead on one with a large amount of forhead, if it doesn't make the most beautiful slapping sound, it doesn't work
(thwack)
Haha, i spammed you be-atch
Piece of shit
by Hanly April 21, 2005
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1. The adverb used to describe the act of sending either unwanted or unsollicited material via the web from one web user to another. Often containing advertising material or fraudulent schemes to gain riches or to enlarge one's penis. Generally sent by fucking annoying assholes who have nothing better to do and require anonimity to protect themselves from having the shit beaten out of them by reasonably minded individuals.

2. The pleural of the word spam;
Can be loosely described as a food, more specifically a meat, that has been processed and appears in metal cans. The advertising for which is renowned for being as annoying as the other spam.
1. He who spams makes me want to encourage radical Islam

2. These Spams, the product range of the so called hamburger meat, tastes like fake poo.
by D to tha Mizzle January 15, 2007
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1. unsolicited e-mail;
dangerous as may cause material and virtual distruction to your hardware and software, especially to complicated and delicate systems

2. garbage you don't want to get anymore
1. my computer seems to be out of balance again, it must be due to this spam I have received recently

2. eh, stop sending all that spam, it only makes it worse
by NoNamess September 25, 2006
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1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable
D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!
by Dave November 18, 2003
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A slap administered to the centre of the forehead, pref. on the hairline with the index, middle and ring fingers from the tips to the second knuckles. The flat palm of the hand can also be used but is morely likely to provoke a fist-shaped retaliation. Action must be accompanied by the shouting of the word upon impact viz: "SPAM!!!"
Spammer approaches Spammee, and taps on shoulder. As the Spammee turns, the Spammer lunges, shouting "SPAM!" momentarily confusing and disorienting the victim, but more significantly, irritating them.
by DrTazzle (aka: Human Thesaurus) February 06, 2007
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