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A common topic of conversation for stoners
"heh....Spam"......"MORE SPAM!!...Heh heh heh!" "ha ha ha ha more spaaaam!" CRAZY TASTAY!!!
by The Apprentice June 16, 2003
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A person/robot who send many random, pointless, advertising, or annoying messages that no one cares about!
Usually to emails, online gaming, or social networking sights.
Oh, and also less known fact canned food.
1:aoijslkasdjflaksdjdfl;aksdfaldskfjasd;lkfjsaddlfj

2:GO TO http:/www.knowonecaresatall.com/pointlessness TO GET A FREE SAMPLE!

3:YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK

4:Have you ever ate spam? It's actually not that bad...
by SPAM(AHLKJADL:F) May 26, 2011
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Stuff Posing As Meat (You can replace the word stuff with s*** if you're into that sort of thing)
"I'm hungry lets make dinner"
"There's no food in this house"
"Well we have a couple of cans of spam in the cabinet"
"There's no food in this house"
"Didn't you hear me we have sp.."
"...WE HAVE NO FOOD!"
"Let's eat out then"
"Olive Garden?"
"Olive Garden"
by HadSpamforTheFirsttime August 24, 2009
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S hort
P ointless
A nnoying
M essages

A spammer is one who commits said act of spamming, or sending spam.
Now has been elaborated into anything annoying that you didn't want to recieve. Especially advertisements.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005
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The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.
Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"
by Burtmianus August 08, 2007
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Something that really pisses me off right now.
i opened an email which happened to be spam, now its been forwarded to 500 people because it turned out to be a virus.
by Michelle January 16, 2004
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Acronym for...

S: Scientifically
P: Processed
A: Animal
M: Matter

also...

S: Something
P: Posing
A: As
M: Meat
Pass the spam, please!
by Eric C. May 19, 2003
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