Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.
Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’
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Otherwise known as spaghetti bolognese. Or what most people would say “spag BOL”.... however, I’ve come across many using spag BOWL as in your having it in a bowl.
by SpagBowl December 18, 2018
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a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation
after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage
by Wazza August 20, 2004
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any type of meat that is sold in a bag.
Often consumed by telemarketers and their pathetic families.
"Daddy, why can't we eat spam? at least it comes in a can and it certified by the FDA."

"You shut your mouth and eat your spag! I can't afford anything but bagged meats ever since Bush took office.?
by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009
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To play cards. The card game can be of any type.
(Ice Cube in "Menace II Society")
"Fuck dat, let's bust some spags."

A Bomb: "What you niggas up to?"
D Man: "Bustin' Spags."
by K Flo April 1, 2006
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Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.
by Emerlee October 12, 2003
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Rap artist originally from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, now residing in Toronto.
Been doing music professionally since 2006, has multiple CD's out including music on iTunes. Has collaborated with many talented artists like Kyle Spratt, Chris Chase, The Artice, Dana Menard, Blake Styles, Dave Menard, Bruce B, Danny Thomas, Big Ax-D, D. Dubs, and many more!
Steve Spag is an awesome rapper!
by spagfan May 11, 2011
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