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SNAFU: To remain unemployed due to a lack of intelligence, motivation and drive. To become a raging, bitter, wife beating alcoholic who gains satisfaction for their pathetic lives by whining and complaining.
Oh man, my dad is a mess! He lost his job and beat the shit out of my mom then he cried to the cops and complained about her cooking the pork and beans too long. He's such a SNAFU!
by Earl Hickey SNAFU General April 25, 2011
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A very connfusing or confused situation (From situation normal all fucked up)
(note: fouled may be substituted for fucked)
we seem to have a snafu on our hands
by Light Joker March 15, 2004
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Situation Normal All Fucked up
something went wrong
There was a snafu when i was making Easy Mac and the microwave exploded!
by b-dizzle May 22, 2002
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Situation Normal, All F*cked up
by Coops April 11, 2003
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physiological phenomenon where the penis becomes enlarged and firm.
Jaime: "Ohhh Jake. F*ck me now. Look at my upper ventral region of the torso of a primate, in left and right sides, which contains the mammary gland that secretes milk"

Jake: *speechless he immediately gets a snafu*
by Beccca;) March 19, 2011
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Situation normal, all fucked up.
A popular bar in Rotherham town centre, usually plays rock music.
You comin' down to SNAFU tonight?
by hXc-kiddo July 08, 2006
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Acronym: systems normal, all fucked up.
Sgt. Boultch: Is your platoon doing okay?
Platoon leader: SNAFU.
by Oliver Quidgeums May 18, 2006
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