* "Cmon gurl, let me hit that...I'm smurfing hard."
* "I've been smurfing for days now, so get ready for this load...bitch."
* (Asain friend named Wade)- "Hey bro, whats wrong, do you want a shot to cheer up?) (Carson)- "Bro, I'm not in a bad mood cause I'm sober, I'm in a bad mood cause I'm smurfing...but yes I will take that shot.)
For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"