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shoot myself in face "It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."
"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume." see roungetable DOT blogspot DOT com for other uses |
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Single Mother I Fucked There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs
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Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider. "how's everything going?"
*other person is offline* *other person comes back online* "smif =/" "it's cool" or used as a verb: - my internet smiffed - i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day! |
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S-Stupid
M-Mad I-Idiot F-Fool 1.Are you a SMIF?
2.I've never seen a bigger SMIF than you. |
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1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown". Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side. Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists? Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight. |
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