A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
by Christophorus block January 13, 2022
by Wee Spies June 25, 2019
Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
by Fix facebook chat October 17, 2010
by Denman75 July 11, 2008
1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".
Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.
Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.
Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.
by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006
by GEE:) December 2, 2007
A rather maths level dedicated to pure retards who struggle to put 2 and 2 together. The class is in the year groups of year 11 and 12. The classes Usually consists of People named mick d and zach hensby.
by Stillooo May 27, 2019