Sweet Lax Bro
Someone who epitomizes the look of a cool lacrosse player. Does not have to actually play lax, but must look like it. Must have stellar calves and well defined triceps. Often seen wearing bright colored Nike Air Max sneakers with high top socks, two-toned athletic shorts, a backwards hat, and a sleeveless workout shirt, sports jersey, polo, or slightly obnoxious looking athletic t-shirt. Usually has long hair so you can see his 'flo' shooting out the back of his hat or lacrosse helment. Must have the 'Don't really care because I'm so sweet' attitude and must pull lots of top-tier girls and sororitutes as a symbol of how legit he is. Must be in a sweet frat filled with other SLBs or on the Lax team at his school. Has often gone to prep school and has many connections at Ivy league and other elite schools.
Someone who epitomizes the look of a cool lacrosse player. Does not have to actually play lax, but must look like it. Must have stellar calves and well defined triceps. Often seen wearing bright colored Nike Air Max sneakers with high top socks, two-toned athletic shorts, a backwards hat, and a sleeveless workout shirt, sports jersey, polo, or slightly obnoxious looking athletic t-shirt. Usually has long hair so you can see his 'flo' shooting out the back of his hat or lacrosse helment. Must have the 'Don't really care because I'm so sweet' attitude and must pull lots of top-tier girls and sororitutes as a symbol of how legit he is. Must be in a sweet frat filled with other SLBs or on the Lax team at his school. Has often gone to prep school and has many connections at Ivy league and other elite schools.
Person 1: Yo, this house party is crazy! There are so many hot girls here. They are pounding down so much Bud heavy. Is this the lax team?
Person 2: Naw, this isn't the lax team. It is just a bunch of SLBs that I know. They rage hard and get top-tier chicks. They must work out a ton. I think they are in AD Phi or something, maybe SAE?
Person 1: I don't know. We should definitely find out so we can rush them in the spring. Btw, those Nikes that guy has are so over the top. Those neon laces are ridiculous.
Person 2: Naw, this isn't the lax team. It is just a bunch of SLBs that I know. They rage hard and get top-tier chicks. They must work out a ton. I think they are in AD Phi or something, maybe SAE?
Person 1: I don't know. We should definitely find out so we can rush them in the spring. Btw, those Nikes that guy has are so over the top. Those neon laces are ridiculous.
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by Young grasshopper April 11, 2008
Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!
Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology
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