skadouch 

a word that basically i just blew your mind or something is about to explode

person 1: *argue* *argue* *argue*

person 2: *arguing and stating a point to where the other person has absolutely no responce.*

person 1:.....

person 2: SKADOUCH!!!

skadouch by the professional mind blower March 13, 2009

skadouch 

the situation, what the deal is.

"Hey Tony, whats the Skadouch tonight."
Tony~ "Mad Bitches, thats the Skadouch"

skadouch by MikeBarnes July 9, 2010

scadouche 

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008

skudouche 

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

skudouche by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

Spadouche 

The act of washing a vagina by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. Spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one's own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. Results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature.

Other common forms of the word.
Spadouché, the past tense of the verb to spadouche
spadouching, adjective

Spadouche, not to be confused with spa douche, which means a chauvinistic male that does anything he pleases in the spa including, talking obnoxiously, peeing in pools, staring at women with a perverted smile and sunglasses on.

Last week Katie caught her mother, Barbara, using her watergun to spadouche her sandy twat.

Spadouche by itchmyass February 5, 2017

Skadouche 

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.

1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.

Skadouche by KVVA June 23, 2008

skadouchbag

When someone does something awesome, but continues to milk it for more than it is worth. When your friend gets an amazing kill in a Modern Warfare and continues to brag about it.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that I got a head-shot on that guy from across the map.

Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!

Five minutes later...

Guy 1: Did you see that awesome kill earlier from across the...

Guy 2: Don't be a skadouchbag

skadouchbag by Wolfwitz January 30, 2010