big douche

Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead

1. big douche

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.

Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

by Jefe's mom April 26, 2011

big douche nozzle

frank rossetti

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.

Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

by Frankrossetti Isahugedoucher August 5, 2010

Big Disc-Douche

A rotund member of the Asian race, who although very rippliscious, tells perfectly fit athletes that they need to lose weight and get a girlfriend. They have a tendency to take advantage of mentally disabled women, by courting them, and bragging about their relationship. Their attitude is known as "fatboyindenialitus". Although these disc like creatures do their best to walk (passing it off as a quick waddle) in front of others, they have been observed rolling to destinations when they are not around their "peers". This is much more efficient for them, but they need to eat lots of food in advance, much like a bicycle tire needing air.

"Channel 9 news is sorry to report that our cameraman has been crushed by a stray Big Disc-Douche on a long roll."

by Pinguino October 6, 2012

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 15, 2009

douche big a fig a lig

Someone who is actually worse than, a Douche, a Fag, and someone with just one leg. All wrapped into one.

"I got $5 on a 50 yard dash, you smelly homo!" douche big a fig a lig.

by jessedewey April 16, 2008