SHJ 

Second Hand Jamming- listening to others music blaring through their car speakers as an alternative to your own. In rare cases, SHJ has been known to cause accidents when attempting to follow another vehicle too closely in order to enjoy their tunes.

Dude, you gotta get a handle on that SHJ. We all love 'Friday', but you've really got your bumper up his ass.

SHJ by Webster's b**** April 3, 2011

SHJ 

Getting a handjob while sleeping.

Sleeping Hand Job SHJ

SHJ by Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 7, 2011

Shjazzle

To shjazzle is to make female and male private parts look terrible in their appearance, often accidently.
Also, to really make something look bad when trying to make it look good.

Dame Edna often shjazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

Shjazzle by John J Black August 12, 2012

Shjon 

the most cutest, smartest, athletic, well-known, outgoing, fast growing, amazing, funniest, idiotic guy you will ever meet. he may act shy but once you get to know him hes pretty crazy .

"hey have you seen that shjon since last year?!"

Shjon by dogsmakemesmile47 November 29, 2011

wotr shjeep 

The holy sheep that looks over broland, after slavery and tragic and painful death. Felix regrets being mean to the elevated one wotr sheep

"Wotr shjeep take this offering *bell rings 3 times*

Wotr sheep is holy

wotr shjeep by persuaden July 25, 2019

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) 

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

shjonathan (her/she-jonathan) by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Shjt 

Another way to say "shit"
for getting past chat filters and such

By using the "j" it will make it look like the real word....just like Bitch and Bjtch

I fuqing hate combat arms shjty chat filter

Shjt by Keldran February 26, 2009