- Are you obsessed with your looks?
- Are you a strict conformist?
- Do you model your life after those portrayed on MTV shows?
- Are you extremely cliquey?
- Are you promiscuous?
- Are you a homophobe?
- Do you possess a superiority complex?
- Are you willfully ignorant?
- Are you a proud alcoholic?
If you've answered 'yes' to four or more of the questions above, then SGA is the place for you! Sign up now and enjoy a 90-minute free period every other day and get easy 'leadership' credit for governing and accomplishing nothing!
Monday-Friday: attend school solely to engage in stupidity with fellow SGA buddies, attend football/baseball practice.
Saturday-Sunday: attend parties to get intoxicated and engage in promiscuous sex.