6 definitions by Halfless Goober Flesh
Thank you!! >ω<
by Halfless Goober Flesh April 26, 2021
Person A (A non-sports person): Hi.
Person B: OH YOU PLAY BASEBALL? YOU SPORTS GUY
Person A: Shut the fuck up before I shove a golf club right inside of your rectum, you retarded bully.
Person B: OH YOU PLAY BASEBALL? YOU SPORTS GUY
Person A: Shut the fuck up before I shove a golf club right inside of your rectum, you retarded bully.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019
Some Skyrim fantasy porn website which has connections to Nexus Mods, a popular modding website, often times, idiotic twats will make low-effort, pornographic content for a game that is rated M for Mature, and not Adults.
Person A: Hey what mods have you installed on for Skyrim
Person B: ERMM I DOWNLOAD SKYRIM PORN MOD EXTREME SUBSTANCE IN BOOBBE ON LOVERSLAB
Person A: Wow, I am guess you weigh over 450 pounds, work at some random Burger King in Oregon, and you were molested by your father while you were in a bathtub.
Person B: ERM YOU ARE DUMB, YOU MAKE ASSUMPTION EVEN THOUGH IT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE AND I CAN'T HANDLE MY LITTLE FEELINGS GETTING HURT.
Person A: See you later, *whispers "retard" behind Person B's back*
Person C (Jesus Christ himself): I am very disappointed into what this planet has come to..
Person B: ERMM I DOWNLOAD SKYRIM PORN MOD EXTREME SUBSTANCE IN BOOBBE ON LOVERSLAB
Person A: Wow, I am guess you weigh over 450 pounds, work at some random Burger King in Oregon, and you were molested by your father while you were in a bathtub.
Person B: ERM YOU ARE DUMB, YOU MAKE ASSUMPTION EVEN THOUGH IT IS OBVIOUSLY TRUE AND I CAN'T HANDLE MY LITTLE FEELINGS GETTING HURT.
Person A: See you later, *whispers "retard" behind Person B's back*
Person C (Jesus Christ himself): I am very disappointed into what this planet has come to..
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019
Person A: My boy likes to play with toy's
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.
Person B: I can give your boy even more toys
Person A: Stop trying to manipulate me, you suck at it.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019
A gigantic gelatine-like entity comprised mostly of peanut butter, it is generally peaceful and comforts people and cures depression, don't harm SCP-999.
Person A: SCP-999 is a creature made out of peanut butter that warms people up and cures depression.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
Person B: OK then, very cool.
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019
by Halfless Goober Flesh September 19, 2019