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"What is an amogus?"
"It's lego piece 26047"
*googles it*
"AHHHHHHHHGIHULAWGIOWFAWAKLUYGFHWAKUYGEUAIEFH"
by POTUS Official January 11, 2022
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A person with rich parents, spending money on poor games such as cs:go, usually called Piotr Bieszczad.
~Waffle; oh, look how much this skin in my inventory costs.
~Sentient individual; Shut up Banan.
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
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im me
no im me
by POTUS Official September 7, 2022
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Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
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A pretty ugly dude wit no maidns
"Why are you so fatherless and maidenless and parentless and no dad?"
"My name is Melwin Axelsson"
"God I'm so sorry"
by POTUS Official September 7, 2022
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Item #: SCP-999

Object Class: Safe

SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. It's is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.

SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease.
by POTUS Official December 15, 2021
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