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SB: abb. for "Stoney Baloney"... The state of mind one can reach through the act of smoking marijuana. One can identify if stoney boloney is reached through the following; uncontrollable giggling/laughing, inability to finish complete sentences because you can't remember what you were talking about, the need to consume any/all food around you, etc.
This abbreviation is often used in public to avoid using the word "stoney," thus reducing the paranoia experienced when one is "SB."

There are varying degrees of "stoniness" with SB being the lowest of the "stoney" levels. The levels are as follows:

SB - Stoney Baloney
SC - Stoney Comatose
SD - Stoney Dead

SC - "Stoney Comatose" at which point you feel like you can't really move or speak because of extreme laziness. However, if someone reeeeeally tries hard, s/he can get him/herself to express hunger or to stumble over to a bed to lay down. Oftentimes plans to go to a party or a bar are cancelled because even if it's only 9:30pm, it feels sooooooo late and driving somewhere else sounds sooooooooooooooo far.

SD - "Stoney Dead" is when you literally can't move or talk... when someone talks to you, you sort of give them a glazed gaze and ask "what did you say?" And even if they repeat what they said, you can't really comprehend what they are saying because your short-term memory can only remember things from 2 seconds ago, nothing more. One can identify someone who is "SD" when they aren't moving, and they can't speak or remember much of the event in a day or two.

And then there is one more optional level of stoniness:

ST - "Stoney Ticklish"
This level is reached almost at any level of stoneiness--SB, SC, or SD. ST is when someone who ordinarily is not ticklish or already is a very ticklish person reaches a stoney level and resultingly becomes uuuuuuber ticklish to the point of frantically giggling, begging, and hysterically screaming and laughing when tickled. Oftentimes someone who is ST will scream a phrase repeatedly through their laughing such as "OK! OK! OK! OK!" or "Wait! Wait Wait! Wait!" or "No! No! No! No!" or "Not THERE! NOT THERE! NOT THERE!"
The first signs of being ST are when your hands and feet start to tingle and feel super responsive to any touch. When someone is ST, usually the other people in the room take full advantage of his/her newly arrived stoney ticklishness because it's toooooo funny to watch them wiggling around, laughing and screaming out funny utterances while super high.
SB:
Hey D and K, let's go get super SB tonight!

Oh remember that party we were at the other night and we were suuuuuuuper SB?

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SC:
D: Hey it's 10:00pm already, let's go!
K: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but i can't move, it's sooooooooooo tiring. And the bar sounds sooooooooo faaaaaaar. I can't make it! Go on without me, save yourself!
D: Come on! It's still early! Let's go!
K: uhhhh... Sleeeeepy. ... hungry... i need another hit!
D: Wow, you are SC!!!!!

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SD:

D: Hey, remember the other night at that party?
K: Oh, was that Tuesday night?... yeah, i was waay SD that night... so no

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ST:
Dude! You guys were so bad the other night. I was SOOOOOOO ST and all of you ganged up on me.
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SB
SB (Small Boto)- a person who cant do work and forwards messages . Someone who has to ask another person for help when trying to get at a chic .
SB: What do I say, she said this: FWD: Hey . ) Yah ."
C1: "Now say this "Haha yeah I'm not too shy tho! I'm not trying to rush anything between us, lets take our time and get to know ea other a lil more."
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SB
Short for 'Sha Bi' which means stupid boy in Chinese. It can refer to any person makes you feel uncomfortable.
someone takes your umbrella by mistake or on purpose, you have to walk home in the rain. you can say
A SB took my umbrella.
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Sb
SB Means Sidebar. So if they post something they can use "SB" to say something else
I look soooo pretty in this picture 😍
SB: I know my hand looks crippled.
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SB
South America/Spanish/South Carolina/Southport Beak - a form of cocaine originating from a specific location starting with S - strength may vary according to region
Need to get some SB for tonight - who's gonna make the phonecall?

Man that SB was wack!

Dude I can't feel my face after that SB!
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SB
nike "Skate Brand" shoes.
I just picked up a pair of SB's at the dunk exchange.
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SB
noun. (pl. same) also,S13
Comes from a Chinese words

Pronounces Sha bi,means "Stupid Bitch".
In fact, Sha = 傻(stupid),Bi = 屄(pussy).
If you play online games in China or chat with some Chinese lowlives you'll see it many times.
A is singing in the midnight
B: You are the person between SA and SC.
A: SB,watch your mouth!
B: STFU SB!
A: Screw your sister SB!

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C: Look! Two SB are talkin bout SB!
D: WTF? Scientiae Baccalaureus ??
E: ...the World is full of SB !
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SB
sick bastard
we are proper SB's coz where like sicker than sick
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