SAT
A test designed by ETS (Educational Testing Service) to screw you over. ETS is a non-profit organization, or so those bastards claim, until you drive up to New York and see them playing on their huge gulf course with $300,000 cars parked in the lot. Oh, wait, I forgot to ask how much that gulf course costs.

Those who do well love it, those who don't hate it.

A very unfair test. A guy with average SAT scores can get straight A's in high school taking all AP classes, a super lazy smart ass who don't do shit in high school can still score a 2300. Basically fucks up the guy with 4.7 GPA who could've got into an Ivy League and even get a 4.0 there. Very fair indeed.

That basically tells you that the test is biased as hell towards so-called "more capable" people who supposeldy have "loads of intelligence" and "potential." Bullshit.

A test the colleges can do without, but use it anyway to distinguish among similarly qualified applicants with close GPAs. Like they give a damn if the test is unfair, they can't come up with a fair test themselves anyway. No one can.

People who lived in the US and learned English for fewer than 5 years will struggle on the verbal and writing section of SAT. The fact that they don't make an alternative test for these folks is just plain bullshit. TOFL doesn't even count. If you get a 500 on verbal you're DONE, they'll take that instead of TOLFL and instead your true potential of actually scoring a goddamn 700+ if you lived here longer.
2000/2400, 4.7 GPA: "So you taking the SAT tomorrow?"

2350/2400, 3.1 PA: "Yes. I got 2350 last time and I want a 2400!"

Guy 1: *smiles and quickly walks away* *Mumbles to himself* "Fucking rich assholes who don't understand that there are too many things that don't add up on this test!"
by Melvin172092222 October 13, 2009
SAT
The past tense of 'sit'.
I sat down before realizing that all of my chairs had been taken away by the repo men.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
SAT
a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college
Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet

Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache
by Diablo45 November 01, 2006
SAT
1.Suck Ass Test
2. The Stupid Ass Test that everyone HATES! and it is annoying to Seniors, Juniors, and to some other people who's parents are annoying them ahead of time about it!!!!!
3.something that will mess up your whole life if you fail this horribly!
1.I wonder if the test will be gone if 50 people killed themselves so the SAT will be gone.
2. DAMN I HATE THE SATs!
by Liquid Tang March 30, 2005
SAT
A test given by a PRIVATE company whose soul insterest in making money. The SAT used to only have two secions in which they could not rape you with bias, because it was only multiple choice. NOW the SAT has a writing section. If you write something the conservative christian graders disagree with, they will give you a zero out of 12. Make sure you write something that will kiss "god's" ass.
My essay for the SAT was so fucking good, but I got raped by the conservative christian graders because I said that religion failed.
SAT
Ever notice how the Asians always seem to b studying for the SATs...well that's bcause it's...
Sexy Asian Time
Asian 1: hey it's time to go "study" for the SATs
Asian 2: yeah
by PeeMyPants March 25, 2009
SAT
Stupid Asshole Test. A fucking MATH and VOCABULARY test that FUCKS millions of kids each year out of $150 million each year. And another $100 million for the prep courses. The test doesnt mean SHIT. FUCKING ASSHOLES think the test is gods greatest gift to man. These COCK SUCKERS who dont find anything wrong with the test need to GET THAT FUCKING COCK OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS because they are so FUCKING RETARTED. And these FUCKING CUNTS need to drop the FUCK dead.
I wiped my fucking ass with my SAT scores.

My kid got fucked by the SAT.
by Andy June 26, 2004
SAT
Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test.
Can't...take it...going to...fail SAT*phew* finished.*drops*
by divide October 20, 2005
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